This hacker has been going around making a name for himself on the site.
He'll hack into your account,but lay low for at least a week.
You'll never know he is there until you start seeing pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine saved on your sta.sh
This will continue for a while until a journal with title 'It's too late' is posted on your profile.
The journal will be nothing but lyrics to the song 'Hungry like a wolf' by Duran Duran.
Then he will change your password and begin sending notes to your watchers asking them for sexual favors in return for stock in Slim Jim's.
He will post poorly drawn My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic fan art on your profile, most of which involve Pinkie Pie reciting passages from The Old Testament while wearing various outfits from 1970's Sears catalogs.
After five days time,he will delete at least four of your watchers randomly and tag every single person that YOU watch in almost every single post.
Then he will begin to write disturbing letters about Barack Obama with screen-caps from those really weird Rock-Auto.com commercials.
Finally after enough time has passed,he will delete all of your contacts, hack into your bank account, force you to buy a 7-year premium membership, change your username to a variation of OHMYGODLOOKATTHOSESHOESTHEONESWITHELACE,and then post 37 pictures of his odd misshapen nipples on your account.
Post this in your journal to let your watchers know that you haven't been hacked and warn them about this rampant hacker! Stand up! Fight! Don't let yourself become his latest victim!